Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Sweatpants Saturday?

Well folks, it's official.  Instead of only having boring old Donut Wednesday and Bagel Friday, we are now instituting No Bra Thursday and Wet T-Shirt Wednesday.   At least that's what I would be saying if I was Trudy Anderson from Utah County who is suing her ex-employer for suggesting that slightly inappropriate schedule of work attire.  Here are a few more reasons she's suing:
  • Repeatedly asked Ms. Anderson about her breast size and talked about her breasts in front of other employees.
  • Slapped Anderson on her buttocks and asked the woman for oral sex several times.
  • Offered the woman a recipe for "sex cake."
  • Told Anderson he was installing a shower so they could shower together.
  • Said he would "give her a mammogram for free" when she asked for time off to see the doctor.
This is all very reminiscent of Ashley Alford who was recently awarded 95 million dollars in damages after her boss put his penis on her head. You heard me.  I'm guessing these guys are no strangers to mace.

A word of advice to Ms. Anderson's employer, and to anyone else who thinks Tube Top Tuesday sounds like a good idea.  Have you ever been to a nude beach?  When I was on my honeymoon in Jamaica our hotel room just happened to overlook one, and I can tell you this - the majority of people who are ready and willing to take it all off, are usually gross.  So instill Bikini Top Friday if you'd like.  Not only will you get your ass sued off, but Sandy McMillan will be the only one who complies: