Friday, July 17, 2015
Bangs!
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I have hair issues. They go back to 7th grade when I brushed and blow dried my perm every morning until it looked something like this: ...
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
These Zoning Bylaws Only Have One Thing On Their Mind
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Friday, October 10, 2014
If Spongebob Worked In An Office (ok, my office)
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When you've been bored out of your mind for the past six hours, with nobody even asking you for so much as a photocopy, and are approac...
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Tikker Life Countdown Watch
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As if it's not bad enough wasting 8 hours a day sitting in a cubicle, imagine doing it with one of these babies from Sky Mall strapped t...
Sunday, September 14, 2014
And you thought swimsuit season was rough...
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Well it’s almost that time of year again - time for the stores to start selling skimpy, role-playing, lingerie outfits under the gu...
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Mama Watch This
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Dear Children Ages 4-6: Below please find a guide to when it is appropriate, and when it is not appropriate, to yell "Mama, Watch Thi...
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Study Reveals That Yes, This Is What It's All About, Sorry
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A ten year study, conducted by a local administrative assistant, has concluded that yes, this is what life is all about. Filing and typing ...
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
How We're Celebrating Independence Day Week At The Office
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*Complete financial dependence on corporation. *Timesheets due July 3rd. *Halfhearted "Happy Fourth!" to jerkoffs leaving offi...
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