I misplaced the rubber band that I pulled from my drawer. As a solution I pulled out a second band and used it to complete my fastening project, though I can't stop thinking about how the first one might have turned out.
Working outdoors always seems like a good idea in the spring and summer. Even working at a gas station sounds like a treat. But then you wake up on September 26th and it's 41 degrees outside and suddenly, and I mean this only in terms of physical comfort, your cubicle doesn't seem so bad.
I downloaded several photos from the office digital camera: six storm drains, eight different angles of a trash enclosure, seventeen parking spaces - some handicapped, some regular, and four or five lengths of weed entwined chain link fence. I then told my boss where I saved the photos so that he could enjoy them as well.
In celebration of Fall and nature, I've arranged several pushpins in a cascading fashion down my cubicle wall where they then empty into a mesh basket "pool" of white out tape dispensers and gel pens. If you close your eyes it's quite beautiful.
I used the search and replace feature to search for a client's name containing an apostrophe, and then replace it with a non-apostrophed version so that there are no longer any apostrophes in the document in regard to the client's name. You never know what Fridays will bring.
I once went for an interview to be a receptionist at a BMW dealership and the guy told me he wasn't going to hire me, but that he thought I might make a good car salesman. I couldn't even BS the guy into hiring me as a receptionist, I'm gonna convince people to buy cars?
I used to be a pretty good secretary who hated her job. Now I write books and I feel much better. I hang onto this blog because it has some funny stuff that I wrote back when I was bored out of my mind. To see what I'm up to now, please visit my author page at www.bethlabonte.com