Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Stink

The kitchen smells like somebody washed the floors with a mop and a
pot of coffee.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Windows

Why is it that the peons in the cubicles are the ones who most want to see out a window during the day, and the hot shots with the offices with the windows are the ones too focused on work to care about looking out?

Monday, March 8, 2010

Fish Food

Spent ten minutes of my day removing fish food pellets from a fish
bowl with a plastic spoon. Probably the most challenging task I've
been assigned all year.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Reports

Once a week for four years I printed out a set of reports and left them for my boss. It was no small task. It took an hour of my time and caused me to hate life. One day last year I decided not to print them unless he specifically asked me for them. He has never asked me for them.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Breath

The plus side to all your friends having quit, been fired, or on vacation, is that you can follow your cup of coffee with a bag of pizza goldfish and nobody will be by to smell your breath.