Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I Will Say This One Time Only

I was in the toasty warm plotter room all by myself this morning with my McDonald's coffee, making copies of some plans, and I thought, just for a minute, "It could be a lot worse."

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Local Admin Can't Just Sit Around Eating Turkey All Day Like Those Pilgrims

Boston, MA -  From behind a steaming cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee and an onion bagel with cream cheese, Administrative Assistant, Marjorie Bangs, 43, declared that while the Pilgrims certainly had some challenges of their own, they would never be able to survive a day in her shoes.  Continue reading at The Collared Sheep...

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But can she send a fax? 

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Secretary4Life's Thanksgiving Table, Literally

In order to improve our lousy, ungrateful, attitudes, a fellow administrative assistant suggested that each day we try to think of something that we are thankful for at work (besides a paycheck).

As everybody knows, there is no better time than Thanksgiving to be halfheartedly thankful for all the things that you sort of appreciate around the office. And if forcing myself to come up with positive things to say about secretarial work passes the time until I’m sinking my teeth into a juicy turkey dinner, then let’s get started.  Continue Reading Here at The Collared Sheep...

Holiday

I'm working today so that veterans may have plenty of expanded Walmarts and remodeled McDonalds at their disposal. It's the least we can do.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

The Most Awesomest Thing Ever

If you've ever wanted to decide which one is awesomer, Vikings or Muhammad Ali, now is your chance!

At The Most Awesomest Thing Ever you can vote endlessly on these types of things.  Hobbits or a nap? Kimmy Gibbler or onion rings?  They are all duking it out for the title of the Awesomest Thing Ever, with results for the day, the week, and all time.  It's all up to you!  Getting fired for spending three hours on this site, however, that's up to your boss.


Thursday, November 4, 2010

I Knew The Sun Was a Jerk Ever Since It Killed Me in Super Mario 3

Ok look, Sun, enough with this game. Alright?

Just because you support all life on Earth and without you every terrestrial being would basically curl up and die, does that mean you have to be such a bitch during our commute? Here we are, just trying to get home to our families after slaving away at our jobs, and there you are, dead center of I-495, being nothing but a total wanker. “Oooh look at me, I use nuclear fusion to produce kinetic energy!” Big deal. I could have done that in ninth grade. Nobody’s impressed by you, Sun.  

Hey

According to Google Analytics, somebody found my blog by googling "making fun of secretaries." As if we don't already have it hard enough.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010