Thursday, November 4, 2010

I Knew The Sun Was a Jerk Ever Since It Killed Me in Super Mario 3

Ok look, Sun, enough with this game. Alright?

Just because you support all life on Earth and without you every terrestrial being would basically curl up and die, does that mean you have to be such a bitch during our commute? Here we are, just trying to get home to our families after slaving away at our jobs, and there you are, dead center of I-495, being nothing but a total wanker. “Oooh look at me, I use nuclear fusion to produce kinetic energy!” Big deal. I could have done that in ninth grade. Nobody’s impressed by you, Sun.