Owner

Met the owner of my company today. I bet he didn't tell anybody that he met me.

Holiday 2

Quick commute today. I wish everyday was a holiday that I didn't get off.

Holiday

A few dead presidents won't cause my office to close on a Monday. Neither would a few dead employees.

To Be Filed

My to-be-filed pile has become quite large. Tomorrow I must start a second pile next to it.

Microsoft Office

I've considered becoming certified in Microsoft Office, but whenever I try to do a formula in Excel all I get are pound signs.