Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Snow!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to go Weather.com.  Love the red alarmist color scheme and how the entire East coast is being engulfed in flames.  Virginia and West Virginia are pretty much drowning in a giant puddle of blood.
















First Nemo, now Saturn?  These names seriously suck.  Obviously Weather.com wants to scare the living daylights out of everybody, so I'm surprised they keep going with such wimpy names. They need something that portrays misery and our impending doom - like using a list of serial killer names. I bet Winter Storm Jeffrey Dahmer would keep plenty of people off the roads.  Plus they could make cool analogies like "This storm is going to slice through New England like...." And then they could fill in the blank with any number of disturbing images.  That's right, Weather.com, I'm available for part-time employment.  Don't be shy.