10 Jobs Cooler Than Yours

To kick off the new and improved Secretary4Life, let's start with an article about jobs that are way cooler than ours:

10 Jobs Cooler Than Yours

Ok, while some of those are pretty good, I'm not quite sure Doll Doctor is actually cooler than my job as a Secretary.  I'm pretty sure I'd have nightmares every single night if I had to look at all those vacant marble eyes and limp doll bodies all day.  Not cool.  It's also pretty definite that I'll never be a Voice Actor as I can barely speak like a normal person in my day to day interactions with people.

Hey, I never said this blog would be optimistic.

Why yes, thank you

I would love to negate my enjoyable lunch break by spending the rest of the day working on the one thing that I hate most on earth and then also come in on my day off tomorrow.

Itch

On Sunday nights be sure to slather on a sunless tanner that you are allergic to. It works wonders toward keeping your mind off of work on Monday.

Appreciation

You know when you wake up too early in the morning and you realize that you can go back to sleep for another hour or so?  It's the best feeling.  You don't want to be awake, but because you woke up you really get to appreciate the fact that you can go back to sleep.  The same thing goes for days off from work.  Normally when I'm not in the office I don't give the place a second thought.  But to really appreciate the fact that you're not there, one should take a few minutes to imagine the misery that everybody else is in.  At 1:00 think about the fact that their lunch is over.  At 2:30 think about the fact that they're all looking at their clocks thinking "it's only 2:30???"  At 4:30 think about all the last minute shit their bosses are giving them.  Really let it sink in.  Then smile, roll over, and go back to sleep.

Lunch Today

Ate leftover pizza at my desk and sat in my car for 20 minutes.

Poll

Nice turnout on my poll over there in the sidebar.

Bugs

The ladies room is full of bugs.

Lunch

I would eat lunch outside but there is only one picnic table and about 25 employees. I don't like those odds.