There's a bug in the bathroom and I really want to say to him "Look man, you can go anywhere you want. You're a bug for Christ sake. What the f#$k are you doing here? Go outside where it doesn't still smell like some fat lady's BO half an hour after she's left the bathroom."
I used to be a pretty good secretary who hated her job. Now I write books and I feel much better. I hang onto this blog because it has some funny stuff that I wrote back when I was bored out of my mind. To see what I'm up to now, please visit my author page at www.bethlabonte.com