Monday, January 3, 2011

Cookie Monster

Is it necessary to give nutrition information for both "1 cookie" and "entire package"?  Just give me the information for both cookies, and if I'm the kind a lunatic who could only eat one of them, I would just divide it in half. Now I'm forced to think "Gee, maybe I wasn't supposed to have eaten both.  Maybe I'm just a no-will-power tub-a-lub with oatmeal cookie crumbs dripping out of her beard."  And there's Nabisco standing by nodding sadly in agreement, knowingly elbowing the Keebler Elf.  Whatever you jerks, it's 5:00 and I can eat whatever I want before I go to the gym.