The Only Reasons Secretary4Life Would Ever Stay at a Hotel In Order to Make it Into Work During a Blizzard:
1. Since splitting with Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron has publicly announced his burning desire to find a 32 year old socially awkward secretary with whom to share his life. In order to find a candidate with enough dedication to be considered worthy of betrothal, he is to begin his search of East Coast civil engineering firms immediately following an unspecified major blizzard.
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