One of my most favorite things to make fun of is this free ticket to the Kid's Fun Fair that shows up at work every year. Last year's ticket boasted of "Nuclear Thrills!" This year's line-up isn't quite as impressive, but I am still intrigued by this "Real Monkey Farm." Are the monkeys, like, the laborers? Are they milking cows and dragging plows and stuff? I know we're in Worcester here, but is that legal? Or are the monkeys being farmed? Which, I believe (and I'm no lawyer) would be just as bad. Whatever the case, if you find yourself in Worcester on February 2nd or 3rd and are in the mood to see a 100 lb rat, just
