Tuesday, January 21, 2014

How Are We Preparing For The Storm?

1.  Lowering our coworker's raised wipers.

2.  Using vacation time in order to leave early. 

3.  Still expecting Fed Ex guy to come. 

4.  Wearing ski boots into staff meeting. 

5.  Screaming "We're all gonna die!" every time a client calls.

6.  Hoarding coworker's lunches in our desk drawer. 

7.  Sending intern to deliver package to New Hampshire.

8.  Vending machine smash & grab.

9.   Sleeping at the motel across the street like we've done every night since Linda threw us out. 

10.  Praying that polar vortex annihilates office. 


2 comments:

  1. Beth, you're so funny! I laugh at your posts even if you say something serios. How's your work on the next book? I can't wait to read it. What stays in Vegas was hilarious!

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  2. Thank you so much. Your comment came at a great time since I just had a reviewer say my book shouldn't be in the romantic comedy section since it was neither romantic nor funny :) My next one is coming along slowly, but I have more time to work on it now so I am making progress. Thanks again! :)

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