2. Using vacation time in order to leave early.
3. Still expecting Fed Ex guy to come.
4. Wearing ski boots into staff meeting.
5. Screaming "We're all gonna die!" every time a client calls.
6. Hoarding coworker's lunches in our desk drawer.
7. Sending intern to deliver package to New Hampshire.
8. Vending machine smash & grab.
9. Sleeping at the motel across the street like we've done every night since Linda threw us out.
10. Praying that polar vortex annihilates office.