1. Switching to an orange highlighter.
2. Imagining each of our coworkers dressed as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.
3. Wearing the black cardigan that eternally hangs from the back of our chair.
4. Abandoning giant bag of Necco Waifers in the break room.
5. Listening to Thriller until asked to stop.
6. Coughing from flu virus.
7. Egging boss's house on our lunch break.
8. Bringing glow sticks to status meeting.
9. Changing ringtone to Monster Mash before setting it to vibrate.
10. Leaving early.