Once you have kids, there are a few things that you wish had never been invented:
1) Stuffed animal claw machines
2) Food with cartoon characters on it
I obviously can't reach the stuff by squeezing around the sides, because to do that I would need to have the body mass of a paper doll. Do we not live in a society where half of the population is obese? What are all the other mothers doing? Maybe I'm doing something wrong. Maybe there's an Eject button that I don't know about, and you press it and the Cozy Coupe detaches and your kid just drives away and meets you out in the parking lot. Otherwise, I just don't understand it.
Does anyone else detest these things as much as I do?