I spent a long time at the mall today and I learned a couple of interesting things:
1) There are a lot of miserable people out there. Now I know that I'm pretty miserable at my job, but as a human being I'm doing alright. These people I'm talking about are miserable at life. They're scowling, they're slapping their grandchildren, they're just depressing to look at. And this is how they act at the mall, which is one of the happiest places on earth.
2) There are a lot of moms who dress exactly like their teenaged daughters. I can't even count the number of times I saw what looked like two teenagers from the back, only to find when they turned around that one of them looked like Tammy Faye Baker. I look pretty young and even I'm getting a little unsure about whether or not I should still shop at American Eagle. Why these 42 year old chain smokers think they can get away with it is beyond me.