Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Junk Food Betty

Maybe it was the Go-Pak of Chips Ahoy cookies running through my veins, but on my drive home today I thought of an awesome blog I've spent many an afternoon silently laughing over in my cubicle:  Junk Food Betty. 
If you see a product on your grocery store shelf or fast food menu and think, “That is both unhealthy and completely unnecessary,” then it’s a good bet that I’m eating it and writing about it. This website is here to provide you, the scrupulous consumer, with information about the ridiculous junk foods that come and go. I’m eating it so you don’t have to.
Junk Food Betty covers everything from Jones Bacon Flavored Soda  to the KFC Double Down with descriptions such as "I have never been anywhere near a rotting, decomposed, maggot-filled pig carcass, but I can imagine exactly what it smells like. And that is exactly like what Jones Bacon Flavored Soda tastes like."  Poetic.

So check it out.  At the very least it will ignite a hankering for some Doritos Late Night All-Nighter Cheeseburger Tortilla Chips.  And who couldn't use a few of those?